Bugs, not the software kind
Funny how the simple things don't always occur to me.
Reminds me of the story about the new guaranteed bug poison.
It was guaranteed to kill bugs or your money back.
"How do I use it?" asks the customer.
Salesman: "Why, you just open the bug's mouth and pour in the bug killer."
"Seems like it would be easier to just step on the bug."
"Well, of course you can do that, too ... but it isn't scientific."