Cigarettes
Definition of a cigarette: A fire at one end and a fool at the other- Kurt Vonnegut
Maybe he thought of it all by his own self ... but they was a
hillbilly song way, way back when ... I forget the year ... named
"Cigareets, and Whuskey and Wild Wild Women" ... sung by Red Ingles
and the Natural Seven, with that line in it:
"Cigareets is a blight on the whole human race
A man is a monkey with one in his face;
Take warning dear brother, take warning dear friend,
A fire's on one end, and a fool's on the t'other."