What's a computer?
Life was more fun when all I had to take care of was a horse and a
dog and nobody had heard of a computer.
"Com-what? "
"Puter"
"Whut in tarnation is thayet?"
"Beats me. I read about one in Amazing Stories. You'll say,
"Computer ... Tea ... Earl Grey ... Hot. And a cup of it shows up in
this little alcove in the wall."
"Whut's thayet ?"
"Hell if I know."
Yuk, yuk.
Doug