War = alert
What is life without a war to keep you alert, anyway? I remember when some news reporter asked Hillary why he climbed Everest and he said "Because it's there." I think I would have said, "Because scaring myself half to death several times a day keeps me from dozing off on the job." So the ideal spam bouncer for me would be one I could attach a spam bomb to that would fry their hard drives and make a great racket with a lot of sparks and smoke.